Very Wierd PJs

this was a dare i did awhile back....

The Very Weird Pj’s

part 1

Bang!
The empty Slytherin common room door opened to reveal the head of house
‘What a mess! Yes winning the Quidditch cup is something to celebrate about, but to leave such a mess like this by doing so!’ indeed it was a mess tables and chairs were flipped over and goblets and food was every where. ‘Where the heck is that Headboy?!’
“DRACO!!!”

About 10 seconds ago……

BANG!
Startled by the sound Draco awoke ‘What the heck was that! What the heck happened? And why am I on the floor?! Covered with this blanket?!’
“DRACO!!!” an all to recognizable voice called.
‘CRUD he’s back! Double CRUD!! That stupid party!! We made such a mess!! I should just hide under this blan---‘
His thoughts were cut off bye the blanket getting ripped off of him.
“DRACO!! LOOK AT THIS MES---.” then Snape eyes widened “WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING???!!!
“Ummmm…my robes?” with that he got up and went to the mirror (that was conveniently next to him) and looked at his reflection, his reflection then replied
“Nice outfit”
“WHAT THE FREAK AM I WEARING!!!!????”
He had this purple and green dinosaur on his two piece pj’s (as meant a shirt and pants) that was saying “I love you” and another thing was that the pj’s were this very horrible color that clashed with he hair: Bright Pink
“It seems that you are wearing a muggles children character called “Barney” and that exact pj’s outfit was in the newest catalog of Barneys Collectors item that was just recently sold out.” Snape said with a sneer
Draco looked at his head of house with a questioning look on his face
With a all seriousness in his voice Snape said “Draco I think I should show you something” and with that Snape when through the door to another room with questioning Draco behind him.

TBC

tell me what you think!

QUOTE

“It seems that you are wearing a muggles children character called “Barney” and that exact pj’s outfit was in the newest catalog of Barneys Collectors item that was just recently sold out.” Snape said with a sneer

omg thats so funny!

Its so good, and funny...please post more!!!

Its reeeealllly FUNNY!

Keep writing

*sits down and imagines Tom Felton wearing Barney PJ's!*

ok here's the next part!. snice i have TWO reviewers!!! thedungeons/thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

*cheers*

and i'd like to acknowledge them now...Sniv and BJ_3002 !!! thanks for ur reviews!

Part 2
Draco was now in Snape room standing next to a bookshelf with a expression less looking Snape next to him.
“So what did you want to show—“
“First you must not say a word of what I am going to so you, and if even one peep about it I’ll make the rest of the school year a living heck for you, understand?”
‘Wow this must be some serious stuff then.’ Draco thought
“Understand?!” Snape said again a bit impatiently
“Yes, sir”
With that Snape turned to the bookshelf and pulled and pushed random books which then made the bookshelf move away to reveal a picture of the same dinosaur on Draco’s pj’s.
“Password?” the dinosaur asked
Snape replied with a very cheerful voice (which scared the living heck out of Draco)
“O, I LOVE BARNEY, O, I LOVE BARNEY!!!” as soon as Snape said those words the picture sung open.
‘WHAT THE!! I never hear Snape say he loved anything! Man this is creeping me out!’ Draco turned to Snape but he was already though the portrait. He then followed suit.

When Draco walked it in his eyes were blinded by purple, green, and pink, and other very bright colors.
‘MY EYES!!’ Draco screamed in his head as his hands flew to his eyes.
Snape gave Draco a minute to adjust his eyes to the colors in the room. Finally after a while Draco opened one of his eyes then the other. What he saw was something he thought that his head of house, Severus Snape, would never have. That same purple and green dinosaur, ‘What was the name of it? Umm Barney! Yah that’s what it was.’, saying “I love you, you love me” was all over the room. Also there was many different things with Barney on it, posters, cloths, dolls, you name it it’d be there. The only thing that didn’t have barney on it or with bright colors, was a big wooden desk in the middle of the room (which Snape is now sitting at) with a barney chair in front it.
“Sit” Snape said
Draco hesitantly sat in the Barney chair (which was surprisingly extremely comfortable).
“As you can see I collect this muggle character, and this is why I brought you here. I said earlier that those same pj’s were sold out, and being me as a collector I need them.”
“umm may I ask why, sir?”
Snape then opened one of the drawers and handed Draco a letter. Draco stared at Snape.
“Well don’t just stare at me! Read the letter!”

Draco read the letter……

After reading the letter Draco said
“So you want to start a club but you still need one final item, which happen to be the one I’m wearing right now?”
“Yes”
“If I did give you these articles of clothing what’s it for me?”
“Well let’s put it this way if you don’t I’ll make the rest of your year a living hell”
“Oh, well I guess I have no choice, there aren’t even mine so what do I care?”

tbc! or ( to be countinued..)
Review! Review! Review!

omg!..............

Its great!

*pams*

Snape and dinos...

lol! that is rrreeeeaaaalllly funny!!!

acknowledgment to the reviewers! Sniv and BJ_3002 thedungeons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

thanks for your reviews!!!!!

‘Finally I can start an “I love barney club”!!! My dream come true!!, as soon as that Draco boy gets back with those pj’s I’ll start searching for more barney lovers!!, I must tell Dumbledore that I finally got the last item, I should also ask if he wants to be in my club, he won’t decline, hopefully, just two more people then.’
“Where is that boy?!”
“Right here Professor”
“Do you have the pj’s?”
“Yah right here” Draco then tossed the pj’s across the room and lands in Snape hands
“Thank you Draco, 100 points to Slytherin, you may leave now” and with that Draco left with a lot thoughts in his mind about his Head of House.

As soon as Draco stepped out of his room Snape ran as fast as he could to the Headmasters quarters with his new found item. Though as Snape rounded a corner something happened.

BANG!
“WHAT THE—.” Snape said getting off the ground and rubbing his side, he then looked at the ground with the two crumpled bodies look up with horror in their eyes.
“Potter, Mrs. Granger, out late I see, what might have you been doing? Might I ask?”
Hermione was thinking of an excuse but something caught her eye that was in Professor Snape hands.
“Professor what is that in your hand?” Hermione asked
‘To tell them or not to tell them?’ Snape thought quickly
“Well its Barney” Snape said and put his head down in shame
“Really!! I love barney!!!” Hermione said
Snape jerked his head up “REALLY!!?? Do you what to join my club I’m starting?!”
“I’d be honored!” she replied
“Hey I like barney too!” Harry then said
“Wow potter we actually have something in common, do you also want to join my club?”
“I’d love to!!”
“Well I’m heading to Dumbledore’s quarters to ask him if he wants to join too you want to come?”
“Sure!” Hermione and Harry said in unison

They still had about half to go. They walked in silence. Until….
“I love you, you love me” Snape started
Hermione quickly caught on “we’re a happy family”
“With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,” Harry followed suit
“WON”T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOOOOOOO!!!!” they all finished

They sang this until they got to Dumbledore’s office. They only stop once because they saw someone run in the halls almost naked. They didn’t no who it was and they were having so much fun singing they left that person alone.

They (Snape, Hermione, Harry) were all in Dumbledore’s office now.

“Now what brings you all here, I hope you haven’t been breaking any rules” Dumbledore said with that twinkle in his eyes
“No sir” Hermione answered
“I have come here to ask if you want to join my “I LOVE BARNEY” club”
“I see isn’t that that muggles children purple and green dinosaur?”
“Yes it is sir”
“I’d love to!”
“GREAT! We should sing the song again for Dumbledore” Snape said
“Okay”
“I love you, you love me” they (Snape, Hermione, Harry) all sang
“We’re a happy family”
“With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,”
“WON”T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOOOOOOO!!!!” even Dumbledore finished with them.

They all stayed at Dumbledore’s quarters and sang that song over and over again till they fell asleep.

The End…….

The dare
!. Draco must be caught wearing bright pink Barney pj’s
2. Snape must say “o I luv Barney”
3. Someone must start a “I luv Barney club”
4. at least 4 ppl must sing the barney song
5. Someone must run in the hall almost naked